Bored internet dating

So you’ve tracked down future lovers on the road, Facebook and on your phone, but what about 30,000 feet in the air?

Wingman, a dating app for air travellers, promises to help match you with a potential mate on your next flight. Currently in Beta mode, the app allows interested parties to ‘reserve their seat’ by entering their email address.

They have to have Platewave too, but that’s hardly the only boundary to finding love with this app.

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In exchange for a relationship (80% of Seeking Arrangement dates involve sex, but the founder Brandon Wade denies it’s a form of prostitution), cash-strapped sugar babies are lavished with gifts and cash allowances which average at £5,000 a month. If you have trouble with giving out satisfying oral sex, you should probably lick your phone instead.

Lickmyapp requires no download and encourages users to improve their oral skills with a choice of three different games, you can flick a light switch on and off, turn a crank or go freestyle – where you bounce a beach ball. You also have to remember to wrap your phone for protection first because it’s supposedly crawling with bacteria, yuck.

but you’ve got your act together.” Seeking Arrangement deserves to be on this list purely because it’s one of the creepiest and most lucrative dating sites out there.

Apparently boasting hundreds of members at universities across the UK, skint students can sign up to be “sugar babies” to either “sugar mamas” or “sugar daddies”.

Check out some of the worst and weirdest dating and sex apps out there – for when OKCupid just isn’t going to cut it.

You might think you’re pretty good in bed, but if you’re someone who often wonders just how well you compare to others during sex, now you can check those crippling insecurities with Passion!Or who just want to hide the evidence that they’re into online hook-ups.A bit like Snapchat, the app timecaps your encounters, only letting you search for available and interested people near you for one hour.Naturally, he still hasn’t had the chance to settle down. It seems like a perfect solution for the three-year-old pup, seeking to meet some ladies. Want to ruin someone else’s relationship without the messy business of actually getting involved?This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.

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